did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just want nice things and good sex
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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