Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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