It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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