my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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