Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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