Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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