that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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