dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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