I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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