Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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