I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
