As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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