What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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