bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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from the living room?
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