we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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