Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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