Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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