I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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