After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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