dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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