Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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