its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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