Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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