You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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