I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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