soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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