Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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