fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I believe in your delicious
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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