i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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