i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I have tasted many bathrooms
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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