I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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