Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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