We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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