i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My life is pants optional.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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