ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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