Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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