Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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