if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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