i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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