White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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