good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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