just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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