It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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