arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
