Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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