Fuck appropriateness.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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