you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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