Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
...so i touched it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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