Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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