He is an equal opportunity slut.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face