The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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