Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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