If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dignity is for republicans.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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