that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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