'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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