i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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