actually, I'm a sock model
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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