like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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