but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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